Hounddog song parody from an Elvis fan

(song parody by Gary Acey)

You ain’t nothin’ but a war-monger
Bombin’ all the time.
You ain’t nothin’ but an vote-stealer
Lyin’ all the time.
Well, you ain’t never caught Bin Laden
And you ain’t no president of mine.

When you said they had some bombs,
Well, that was just a lie.
we know you get rich from gas,
But how many have to die?
You ain’t never found them weapons
And you ain’t no president of mine.

You ain’t nothin’ but a war-monger
Bombin’ all the time.
You ain’t nothin’ but an A.W.O.L.'er
Isn't that a crime?
You can't even pronounce "nuclear"
And you ain’t no president of mine.

Remember the time in Maine,
you got caught for D.W.I.?
But daddy took care of it,
so you could still get high.
You've got "Strong Moral Values"?
Now we all know that's a lie.